You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. - Stanislaw J. Lec
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody. - Stanislaw J. Lec
People find life entirely too time-consuming. - Stanislaw J. Lec
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often. - Stanislaw J. Lec
Never lie when the truth is more profitable. - Stanislaw J. Lec
The first condition of immortality is death. - Stanislaw J. Lec
Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what? - Stanislaw J. Lec
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. - Stanislaw J. Lec
There are grammatical errors even in his silence. - Stanislaw J. Lec
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin. - Stanislaw J. Lec
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward. - Stanislaw J. Lec
The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious. - Stanislaw J. Lec
Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one. - Stanislaw J. Lec
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. - Stanislaw J. Lec